Här samlar jag bra exempel från Jan Stenmarks skämtteckningar.
Here I collect good examples from Jan Stenmark's cartoons.
Jag lägger hela tiden till nya bilder så återkom gärna.
I always add new pictures so feel free to come back.
(Some are very hard to translate)
The aggression has many times saved me from crying out
You never do anything! - What?
I´m the one
Everything was from IKEA except the spiders.
Everything was my fault. If my mom hadn´t found my pinup
Job interview. Very important smile.
Used condoms here and there to brag.
Arne managed to turn his big ass to his advantage.
I agreed right away that bodybuilding should be an olympic sport.
That they were not small girls, that it was the distance that made
Pulling away the chair for her was a boost,
That a burning baker looks longer than a burning
That the boy plays with dolls is not so worrying.
Helping to do the dishes is like solving a crossword
That she thought I was the most handsome guy in the world must be seen in
That I had just had the pen in my nose was just
To mature is to soon rot.
Behind me, I imagined, was someone who thought I was sexy as well.
Childhood is the bread. Then we live on crumbs.
The babysitter.
Treat me like an animal! I do! Not like an animal lover!
- Don´t be afraid!
Did you also dive into snow hoping that
She had got breasts, but no horse.
Charm, that it should be so hard to have it.
The days were so hellish that he called his nightmares cozy thrillers.
On the one hand, I did not risk being discovered,
Partly it was the absurd that I´ve become a father,
That boring autumn when I got too old to steal apples
One hand was not mine, which was something new to me.
The only time I heard Dad cry, one of Mom's
I hid this magazine under the mattress when
The old dream of living in the periphery, but still standing in the center.
The untrained postman misses grossly.
Someone had suddenly decided that third place was the winner.
Those who had a knife in them, often exaggerate the size of it.
Those who rape a lion almost have my admiration.
Those who opened their advent calendars in advance
The bitter memory of all the fish liver oil,
There was almost a short circuit in my readers letter's brain.
The wind blew so hard that freckles came loose.
It started with birds, until I knew the name of every single one.
The best thing I could give her was to blame everything on me.
The old ploy to pretend to vomit with disgust to seem hard to get.
The old saying "If you give them a little finger,
It had already started. She smiled at the photographer.
There is nothing demeaning about me thinking of her as my Mondaysex.
It was always the same thing. Eventually they were so tired of
What appears to be listlessness and bad posture can, in fact,
There's a man on the balcony. It's her own husband.
It looked like one of them was lazing in spilled raspberry
It looked like I was going to have to throw away dogs.
This contempt for ordinary household cheese
It was that damn Bosse Hägglund who made the detective club dissolve.
It was a so-called win-win situation.
It was only at an evening course in croquet that
It was not a lone maniac. It was the whole of Härnösand.
It was not so much Dad's strap as a precocious longing
It was not Santa, it was the fish crazy Mr Bertilsson who came by to talk about barracuda.
It was she herself who made herself an object
It was Nilsson, the night porter at the Ritz, who walked around
It was probably the slowest giraffe I've seen.
It probably wasn't dyslexic woodchopping.
It was in those days when girls could
It was like being happily married and also having a mistress.
It is obvious that you have to pay when
It's sad to see your parents fight. You can't cheer for anyone.
They were obsessed with the present.
It was so safe and cozy that I dared to
Your asshole ! she shouted. Pure advertising.
We need to discuss your decision to live your life
The smell of freshly washed sheets took me so far back
On the radio they say that short skirts are out
Women working double, that sexy groan.
You're drunk for the first time. Happy!
You are sick! my mother shouted and of course
- You love me a little bit after all!
Where I had parked the car, there was now a
There was another sparrow, and I had
Death is all around us.
After an experience in the swimming pool,
Because we played football, not fly agaric, the goal was ruled out.
A used condom floated past in the dirty water.
A banana had been lying in the pantry for so
A bent back in a downed chair in a company that is going bankrupt
Some people have wounds so deep that they only laugh at funerals.
Some want to take the whole world into their arms and others
Some people are too stupid to have anxiety. That's smart.
A gentleman unknown to her offered to wash the next
An ordinary day in Herbert's head.
A dog howls at the paved garage driveway.
A most unpleasant man whose only mitigating
A highlight was that time when I woke up covered in vomit on the
A cow has four stomachs but is not aware
A famous TV presenter fights out in the stairwell, as famous TV presenters
According to her, I was not myself.
A crying herring is a crying herring even if he wears
The one-room apartment.
Alone. Only I myself could cloud my joy.
A true friend shits himself when I have done it.
A funnel, a cat, a hat and a laugh. One senses a trap.
A friendly look from the lady at the checkout and
One single leech. It was a miserable delirium.
A stupid whim that turned out to work.
An unusual child. He is wearing a hat and on top of that
A memory like this is worth its weight in gold if you find the right buyer.
For a while I was completely confused.
Euphoria - was that not what you could feel until you understood what the word meant?
Damn, you really bark! Do you have a dog in your mouth?
Dad had filmed when I was born. Now he showed the film backwards.
Warning for the fish!
Dad and I had decided to be afraid of folklore
Dad was almost halfway through his studies to become a wiseacre.
Although he bought a whole kilo of bananas,
Wrong aluminium in the aluminium he shouts.
I have five apples to throw out. Then the fun is over.
If I just got my gag out, I was saved.
The bottle went around the team,
The success was devastating to my confidence.
Until little Hampus got a female from me,
Strangers broke into my room and took me away to their country.
Drunk for sure, but not more drunk than I knew
Makes me think of Hasse Alfredson. He grew up in a house.
To avoid experiencing yet another appreciative
For me who already then knew I would speak about my
among people who have already begun to despise me
who is moving when we´re having sex.
They had their origin in the liquor store.
magazines, maybe she would never had become a lesbian.
them small, I understood that. They didn´t have to shout that to me.
but of course the trick with the holding pin was destroyed.
engineer depends solely on the baker's hat.
But when we hear pump sounds...
puzzle for children, so simple that you do not care.
the light of the fact that she thinks Hep Stars is the world's best band.
one of many things she did not know about me.
- We are gays.
- we just want to be your friends.
someone would see you and think you are cool.
and on the other hand, it left more to the imagination.
partly a suddenly remembered Beetle Bailey strip.
and had not yet started sleeping with his wife.
rare laughs was also heard.
I was a teenager, to confuse my mother.
often continue with other addictions.
which he as an orphan had to force himself to eat.
I had no idea what the girls' names were.
they take the whole hand", is not true.
We were simply together for a single day, a Monday.
my holiday pictures that they wanted to go to bed.
be a strong inner joy over a pair of new fashionable shoes.
So she does not scream even though she wants to scream.
juice while the other one just scrubbed and scrubbed.
this contempt for weakness!
While my heart was pounding for her, it also kept me alive.
I fully understood how complicated women are.
for the Reeperbahn that drove me to sea.
by not wanting to meet me in person.
the neighborhood and asked people if they did not want to stay in a hotel instead.
For a long time I thought it lived in the chimney.
It was probably English hugs.
start dancing when I whistled at them.
you have had fun at someone else's expense.
That I was cute as a child was completely irrelevant to them.
let go of my most repressed fantasies.
in a glass jar under the sink, my father growled.
in time that I moaned with a child's voice.
and I went to the window like another idiot.
You would not even want to change with a train driver.
I asked if I could stay home from school.
- Maybe, or you will die!
giant pepper mill in about the same price range.
not finished looking at the first one.
we became obsessed with seeing things from below.
Yes, that love, that love, we exclaimed almost at the same time.
long that it started to feel like an old friend.
- doesn´t the memory of all our fathers look something like that?
only accept a handful of people in Finspång and barely that.
plate and also the next one after it if time allowed.
How to make asphalt ?, it howls.
circumstance was that he was from southern Stockholm.
night bus and thought that a new lover had served me breakfast.
of it,
so what the hell do I know?
usually do when they are not on TV smiling and pretending.
As if the sea were not the sea when it is a storm.
a horse mask and calls himself a crying stallion.
I was the center of the world again.
hat another hat. He had been unusual even if he was an adult.
It was the stain removal bottle that had overturned.
Dad can´t lie and we only had a fish tank.
instead of death and now it was over.
he had that deeply human need to cling to one.
It's stuck. It takes root.
was approaching the midfield.
Compared to it, I felt so small.
our lives were pretty much identical.
that it was me crawling home on the floor.
applause, she refuses to let go of his hand.
life on radio,
this was really like a goldmine.
